I am Magda.

So, my weekend was great... Busy, but great. Friday night, I went home and got to spend some much needed quality time with my pups and hubby. We relaxed, watched a movie and it was incredible.

Saturday, I was up and at em... Bachelorette Party day for one of my good friends, Frances. She decided she didn't want anything big, so we did an all day pool party/cookout/penis cake extravaganza. It was so fun to just hang out with the girls and get some sun! Beforehand, I had to run around like a lunatic to get any last minute stuff we needed, i.e. penis balloons, appetizers, princess crowns for the bride and her maids, etc. I got a call from the MOH right before I was approaching the house asking me to stop at a "straw store" and get straws. I pull into Speedway gas station with my princess crown on and grab a huge handful of straws and bolt out of there. I gave the cashier a look like "taking straws is the same thing as taking napkins... right?" I doubt it, but oh well.

I got away with snatching straws! hehehe... snatch :)

The party was great - the bride got a lot of gifts (naughty and nice), and we grilled a ton of food... Two weeks until the wedding!

Maid of Honor during the latter half of the day. She's hilarious, and I'm pretty sure she was schwasted.

Delicious penis cake - red velvet! YUM!

Then comes Sunday. As if I didn't get enough sun on Saturday, I asked my dad last week what he wanted to do for Father's Day, and he said "sit by your pool". So that's what we did. My mom, of course, had to come too--she refuses to miss a pool day. So she came over around 12pm to "set up camp" with me. My dad had gone to brunch in the city with my sister at 11:30, so he was meeting us later. Finally, my dad gets there at 2pm (mind you, Karen and I have been roasting for about two hours now) and cannonballs in the pool like a child. He loves it there. He proceeded to dunk me and my mother and splash us every chance he got. It was a great time, though. Finally, around 5:30pm, I noticed my skin bubbling (not literally, but it might has well have), so I asked if they were ready to wrap er up. By that time, everyone was hungry, so I took them to Chili's for dinner. My mom got a juicy ribeye, dad got a gigantic burger, and I had chicken tacos. We then split a huge brownie sundae. And that was that. Great day.

I am really burnt, and it hurt to shower this morning. This was last night as the burn was "settling in"... Enjoy.